AKS + AKS --------> MOBILE KAAND

Sometimes in life..we don't know that what we r doing right now...can have diastrous effect in future...not only on u...but on others also...
Same thing happened to AKS during end term examinations of his second semester at PAPPU DEPT. in some IIT...
I am sure that u guys have not forgotten the famous "MOBILE KAAND"....Everyone believes that the person responsible for that is AKS...

YES..its true, the one word that will come to everyone's mind after recalling that "mobile kand" is AKS ...the one who made it happen was AKS...
Now the point is that there is not a single AKS involved in this..yes, the were two AKS responsible for this...MOBILE KAAND...
Some of u may have understood by now..which one is other?? For those who don't know this...here is the story:

This story is a bit long so I decided to tell it in two parts...here's the first one:
(Don't worry ..NO suspenses ...NO thrillers..BUT ya...some secrets will be revealed here about AKS....)...
Actually most of u guys don't know that the foundation for this KAAND was laid one day before it happened, in a complete unknowingly manner...

Some day in the second week of MAY, 2008....(in the morning):
First yearites were preapring hard as they were having their end term examination of "behavioural science" from 2 PM..its a humanities department subject...something related to psycholgy, sociology etc. etc. Obiviously its boring, frustrating subject(i dont know why such rubbish is forced on IITIANS)..
Now AKS after having a really sound sleep wakes up and founds that the clock is ticking 11.30 AM...He had not prepared anything in this particular subject, not even a single word..n from the record of his mid term examination ..it was very clear that he is surely going to get "back" in this subject...

"Back"...such a horrible word... it seems at that time (at present stage, when I am about to finish my second semester, this "BACK" seems quite familiar, obvious, though I haven't got any back
except that mobile case)...so the mind of AKS, which is firm believer and filled with the spirit of "JUGAAD technology" started moving here n there in search of some solution so as to get rid of this "back"...

Ding dong...
An idea comes to mind of AKS..what if he take all the notes to examination hall...but how??? we are living in this world of miniaturisation..but still our notes are too large to be
taken to examination hall...so an obivious idea comes to his mind...let me take pics of all the notes..in the mobile phone..BUT again the problem is whose mobile ?? AKS was having a simple
mobile of Rs. 800 at that time(Well...he deserves it..!!) n definitely that is not gonna work... so who will have enough guts to give his mobile for such a DARING task??

He went to Ravi....but Ravi turned out to be FAT***OOO...he refused to give his mobile...than who is next to be asked for mobile?? AAMIR...Now i will like to draw the attention of some of my prejudiced friends that ....AAMIR has really got guts..he is not...what i said Ravi is...(I hope Ravi will not mind it) . AAMIR was not such a good friend of AKS at that time...just a sort of
acquaintance...but surprisingly..he gave it..obiviously with some precautionary advices.
Till now u guys might be thinking that it is so easy to capture notes in a mobile phone...try out this n u will get to know that its very easy to take pic of one or two page...but it requires a lot of
effort, planning n EXPERIENCE to capture whole notes in a regular arranged manner...

Let me share some technicalities of this task which AKS has told me:

-First of all..remember this always...start taking pics from the last of notes n than gradually take pics from last page to first page...so that in ur mobile phone..pics are arranged in reverse manner...that is from first to last pic(or pages)

-Secondly..dont think that u will get enough time in the exam hall to see through all the pages or pics on ur phone...so u do have to make a index clearly indicating that which pic consists of which topic....(Believe this is most important tip...otherwise there is no use of this "method"...)

WARNING: Don't even think to use the method given in this blog in the examination hall..This is solely for information purpose...!!!

Well... AKS has finally taken all the notes with him in the examination hall...n there he saw that the invigilator is his CHIEF WARDEN sir...he took a sigh of relief...opened his mobile with some hesitation coz he was doing this type of thing first time in his life.... finally copied word to word from the notes....n all went fine... no problem happened..!!!

At the end...AKS got "B" in this subject but than "there is price for everything"...AKS also paid a price to get this grade n of course that price was much higher than this small gain....

Now, its in human nature that we get very much attracted toward wrong stuff....like daaru..sutta....same is the case here...AKS got addicted to this MOBILE method...n even after all of his precautions taken....THIS ADDICTION LEAD TO MOBILE KAAND...

HOW???
I will tell u in next volume....n it will take sometime...

A New Superpower----->"CHEP"

chep...well u all know what this word means??

if u will ask google mother about the word "chep".. she will provide u more than 5 million links..but still I believe that even Google does not know about the real meaning of this divine word "chep"...

Since my early childhood i am too much fascinated regarding the different SUPERPOWERS...
whenever i see NAGRAAJ throwing snakes out of his arms...i wish why don't a radioactively infected snake bites me...(here i m recalling "spider man"...but i hate spiders....ahhhh..!!!) ...

sometimes i regret why that meteor shower (hmmm...remember CLARK KENT aka SUPERMAN)...didn't happened in india somehere so that probably i could have born there n have the powers of clark kent..(I love my country ...i dont want to be born in "Smallville")...

Now...for us...the Indians..i believe superpowers is not something new... even if u look at our main religious texts i.e "ramayana" n "mahabharata"....u will find numerous characters far more powerful than today's fictitious superheroes...

Ohhh...i m getting distracted here from my point...So i know that u all know about all those imaginary superpowers which our comic superheroes are having....

Now have u ever recognized the superheroes existing among us (i mean ...DPTians) having a completely new n different superpower....????

haven't you?? OKK... I will make it more clear to you with the help of an example...
see KP ...ya Kunal Prakash...I recently discovered that he is actually a Superhero having this newly discovered superpower of "chep"
its a new power ...n my research is going on this power of "chep" n its capabilities,
I strongly believe that in the near future ...we will have seperate classes for this new subject "HOW TO EXPLORE TRUE POTENTIAL OF THIS HIDDEN POWER INSIDE EVERY HUMAN??"

For now... let us understand this power with the help of KP...
Now u see..there is no need to tell about the greatness of this chepER...he is capable of making chep on any topic..try out...give him any topic, and he can speak over it continuously for long hours..

now..i m sure that this superhuman ability of making chep on any topic is not present in most of us...thats why i ve put it in the category of superpowers..

Other cases which i have encountered till now having this special ability are : Andy, Umar rauf, Prof. Sanjay Palsule, n up to some extent my very own GOLU aka RJV.

Some more are also there but till now they are not able to control their power ...so right now I m ignoring them.

Now ..On the basis of analysis i have done so far I am pointing down here some capabilities of this superpower(obiviously keeping KP in mind) :

- he can even cure insomnia with the help of this power ...if u have this problem of inability to sleep ...contact KP ...he will make u sleep with his power of "chep".

-If u r not able to fill the pages of ur "about to publish" magazine...contact him...he will make u feel that u r having less pages in your magazine....[I am really shocked that why Vantage and others were running here n there for articles in REN-SPICE....n then using the abilities of Anuja n Shilpi to get the articles...I think probably these guys didn't knew about the hidden superhero sitting with them....are yaar shittt...I should have posted this before the publishing of REN-SPICE...may be then they could have used his superhuman ability.... [:)] ]

- He can make people scared of him...yes this is also one of the capabilities of this power...but KP has not used it till now on anyone [He is so nice ...!!!] ..except Ravi...I guess...!! :)


although... I am not able to provide u much information on this power...but i can assure you that i will come up soon with some new, intresting n really fascinating facts about this power...till then ...if u found anything new about or any other capability of this superpower...

please...tell me immediately ..!!

BTW... right now while writing this blog...i have discovered a new thing .....
all the cases on which I m working are somehow related to POLYMER SCIENCE N TECHNOLOGY...
KP..ANDY..UMAR..GOLU...N .....above all our esteemed professor..[:)]

Hmmm....it seems that there is some link in this superpower ....n polymer science...I will think over it...

So bbyeee for now...n ya...don't forget our superhero...

PET KI BAAT

here is a nice poetic extract from our "she" campus magazine REN-SPICE...

Actually, when i was reading this great poetry of all times..i felt, there is no spice in it...(sorry guys for offending such a great work from a really talented guy who never really need to think twice before writing his ideas. )

so this is a tribute to one of the finest article from our cute campus magazine REN-SPICE...

(if you want to compare ..open your REN-SPICE now....turn to page no. 23..."dil ki baat")



"PET KI BAAT"
(NO..NO..NO...its not "pet" of english language ...its 'pet' of hindi (pronounced as "pait")...ur stomach.. which digests your so many untold, dark secrets....)



Akeli raat thi, mein rawana ho gaya..
badnaam galiyon mein mera aana jana ho gaya ...!!!

thodi der ke liye mene neeli film kya dekhi..
kambakht gusalkhane ki yaad ka aana ho gaya...!!!

gaya hi tha kuch der ke liye gusalkhane..
meri mehbooba ka kisi aur se nayan matkaanaa ho gaya...!!

mere chain ko lootne waali mera kaat gayi..
aur khaali mere ghar ka khazana ho gaya..!!

jaane kaun si manhoos ghadi thi "aamir"..
ki us hooker ka tu diwana ho gaya...!!!


ab to tu rah rah ke aahein bharta hai....
aur din raat bas yahi kahta hai :

Aisa kata hai hamara aaj..
ki raha nahi koi kaamkaaz..
khul gaye hein saare raaz...
ki hum to rah gaye bas BAKARBAAZ..!!!