AKS + AKS --------> MOBILE KAAND

Sometimes in life..we don't know that what we r doing right now...can have diastrous effect in future...not only on u...but on others also...
Same thing happened to AKS during end term examinations of his second semester at PAPPU DEPT. in some IIT...
I am sure that u guys have not forgotten the famous "MOBILE KAAND"....Everyone believes that the person responsible for that is AKS...

YES..its true, the one word that will come to everyone's mind after recalling that "mobile kand" is AKS ...the one who made it happen was AKS...
Now the point is that there is not a single AKS involved in this..yes, the were two AKS responsible for this...MOBILE KAAND...
Some of u may have understood by now..which one is other?? For those who don't know this...here is the story:

This story is a bit long so I decided to tell it in two parts...here's the first one:
(Don't worry ..NO suspenses ...NO thrillers..BUT ya...some secrets will be revealed here about AKS....)...
Actually most of u guys don't know that the foundation for this KAAND was laid one day before it happened, in a complete unknowingly manner...

Some day in the second week of MAY, 2008....(in the morning):
First yearites were preapring hard as they were having their end term examination of "behavioural science" from 2 PM..its a humanities department subject...something related to psycholgy, sociology etc. etc. Obiviously its boring, frustrating subject(i dont know why such rubbish is forced on IITIANS)..
Now AKS after having a really sound sleep wakes up and founds that the clock is ticking 11.30 AM...He had not prepared anything in this particular subject, not even a single word..n from the record of his mid term examination ..it was very clear that he is surely going to get "back" in this subject...

"Back"...such a horrible word... it seems at that time (at present stage, when I am about to finish my second semester, this "BACK" seems quite familiar, obvious, though I haven't got any back
except that mobile case)...so the mind of AKS, which is firm believer and filled with the spirit of "JUGAAD technology" started moving here n there in search of some solution so as to get rid of this "back"...

Ding dong...
An idea comes to mind of AKS..what if he take all the notes to examination hall...but how??? we are living in this world of miniaturisation..but still our notes are too large to be
taken to examination hall...so an obivious idea comes to his mind...let me take pics of all the notes..in the mobile phone..BUT again the problem is whose mobile ?? AKS was having a simple
mobile of Rs. 800 at that time(Well...he deserves it..!!) n definitely that is not gonna work... so who will have enough guts to give his mobile for such a DARING task??

He went to Ravi....but Ravi turned out to be FAT***OOO...he refused to give his mobile...than who is next to be asked for mobile?? AAMIR...Now i will like to draw the attention of some of my prejudiced friends that ....AAMIR has really got guts..he is not...what i said Ravi is...(I hope Ravi will not mind it) . AAMIR was not such a good friend of AKS at that time...just a sort of
acquaintance...but surprisingly..he gave it..obiviously with some precautionary advices.
Till now u guys might be thinking that it is so easy to capture notes in a mobile phone...try out this n u will get to know that its very easy to take pic of one or two page...but it requires a lot of
effort, planning n EXPERIENCE to capture whole notes in a regular arranged manner...

Let me share some technicalities of this task which AKS has told me:

-First of all..remember this always...start taking pics from the last of notes n than gradually take pics from last page to first page...so that in ur mobile phone..pics are arranged in reverse manner...that is from first to last pic(or pages)

-Secondly..dont think that u will get enough time in the exam hall to see through all the pages or pics on ur phone...so u do have to make a index clearly indicating that which pic consists of which topic....(Believe this is most important tip...otherwise there is no use of this "method"...)

WARNING: Don't even think to use the method given in this blog in the examination hall..This is solely for information purpose...!!!

Well... AKS has finally taken all the notes with him in the examination hall...n there he saw that the invigilator is his CHIEF WARDEN sir...he took a sigh of relief...opened his mobile with some hesitation coz he was doing this type of thing first time in his life.... finally copied word to word from the notes....n all went fine... no problem happened..!!!

At the end...AKS got "B" in this subject but than "there is price for everything"...AKS also paid a price to get this grade n of course that price was much higher than this small gain....

Now, its in human nature that we get very much attracted toward wrong stuff....like daaru..sutta....same is the case here...AKS got addicted to this MOBILE method...n even after all of his precautions taken....THIS ADDICTION LEAD TO MOBILE KAAND...

HOW???
I will tell u in next volume....n it will take sometime...