In train ryt now..!!!

hi.. everybody..!!

I am in train ryt now n I m gettin bore here. So I thought why dont I open my lappu [laptop] n do some khurafaat... :)

u know very well..but even then I will tell about this train. This train unlike all other Indian trains is running at ryt tym..I dunno how?? I have just crossed KANPUR CENTRAL..station n u kw when kanpur comes...KP comes in mind...

See the similarity.....KanPur...KP... ;)

I am on upper berth here..n a person is sleeping down..which i dont want to see even...coz his belly..aka TOND..is .........errrrhhhh terrible...It is bulging out from his body...n his shirt is not in his pant so some portion of his so called stomach is visible...n it is doing Simple harmonic motion...as the train is moving.

Well leave it...kaafi observe kar li tond.


Now there is another uncle on side birth ...n he is sitting like that I m able to see his "About to extinct" HAIRS...but still see his pasion..he has combed his hairs...n he has also put oil in his hmmm...not more than 100, hairs...[Well I think I can even count them]. His crown is shining like mirror n the light of the tube is sharply reflecting from his TAANT i.e crown.

Dar lagta hai yaar..mere baalon ka kya hoga????

Earlier..I said dat I m gettin bore here...but actually I m not happy..I m missing the Ashram... I m missing all those children who were with me last whole month. They played..they joked..they even danced wid me...I have fallen in love with them...


These children u kw..when u love them...u get more than what u give...Believe me..TRY ONCE..!!!


Well now..i m lookin forward to go there again in near future...But for now..Campus is calling..So I ve to go...

Now m closing this post..see you later..bbyeeee...!!!

Actually...We are very lucky..!!!

Yes...its true...!!!

You n me ...both are very lucky...u r now sitting before ur computer n reading my blog...may be in an AC room or at least you must be having cooler or Fan in ur room.

In kitchen...NO..NO...not mine ...in ur kitchen...there must be namkeen, biscuits and blah blah blah.. other snacks. Anytime you can grab urself a cup of coffee or tea and snacks and then again you can come here to read my blog.

You must be having a personal two wheeler or may be four also...so u don't have to wait for public transport to go to ur friend's house or hospital etc etc....

Till now, you must have taken the reservation for coming back to campus because u can't come in general coach...how can u?? Even how can I??? Errrrrhhhhhh...general coach ...people messing up here n there...bad smells...spits of so many persons decorating the floor n sometimes seats also.....OMG I can't travel in general unless it is indispensable.....

Isn't the same case with u?? I know it is......


OK OK...You must be thinking now that whatever I have said ...what the hell it has to do with our luck??? This is very common...to everybody around you...!! isn't it???

But I am saying again .....we r very lucky..!!

I realized this fact in the last two three weeks when I came in contact of the people here in
Rikhia...

The way they r living...its terrible ...I mean I can't explain that how these people lives here???

I have never seen the HELL...n so do u...but I know that living like these people is not better than hell...really...

I work here in clinic in the morning hours....n daily I go through almost 100 patients...who are basically the local inhabitants....

Till now ..i.e in last 20 days....I ve never seen any patient whose weight is greater than 50 kgs....

Infact I think the average weight must be somewhere around 30 kgs....

how can it happen?? I don't know....these are basically farmers...n they can't even produce to satisfy their hunger...!!!

A lot of persons I have seen are not human beings....they are the SKIN wrapped over SKELETON...no flesh in between...like I ve seen once in the science museum in delhi....

I am not exaggerating even a bit...believe me...they are like that....why?? I don't know...

They don't have to eat...they don't have even to drink coz this whole land was a barren land in the past...Now only...the condition of the land is improving....

They don't have to wear anything...everytime I go to Asharam from my guest house...I always see ladies who have just wrapped themselves with a piece of cloth...


So daily I just fix my eyes on the road ...coz I can't see them...!!!


SO weak they are...so dull...just passing their lives...I am not actually able to express myself right now in words...this thing can be felt only...!!!!

Though I am doing at least something for them but still I m not feeling good....n I m feeling bad infact...why r the people like them ignored???

why don't we pay attention to them?? they r also human beings...why can't we feel their pain...??
why don't we help...n I know that we can help them...!!!


OK OK ...actually I m not asking these questions to u...I m asking to me....

You may have been thinking ...that this arvind..is gone....kya kya sochta he saala???

But Actually this is something that you can feel only...!! no one can tell u....

Basic thing is that most of u don't want to feel it...AND i want...n therefore I m here...feeling it...questioning myself....


I AM VERY LUCKY ......n YOU TOO... :)

So here I am back again..... for Blogging....

Ok Ok...I agree I took a lot of time to come here...but actually I was busy...

I am still busy...but this night...here in Rikhia, a small town in Jharkhand, India...I am feeling like to write something...to tell something...to share something to everybody...to you.

So, as you know my last blog was about MOBILE KAAND...n I am supposed to write its next part...but let's leave it for now...My campusmates already know about that thing...and to those who are waiting for MOBILE KAAND-II (especially some of my students)...I AM SORRY ...you've to wait more...


Lemme tell you what I ve been doing here in this one of the most remote area of Jharkhand...

I am here in BSY...Bihar School Of Yoga....

When I was preparing to come here, I was expecting long classes of yoga and a very good library consisting a lot of books on Yoga and Serpent Power....blah..blah ....blah.......

I was told that I have to do "SEVA" here....I thought there would be some patients to whom I ve to give medicines or else I might have to teach some village childrens....etc etc...

But when I came here...I was shocked...N By the word "SHOCK" ...I mean ...A REAL SHOCK...
coz the children here...(almost of age 5 yrs to 12) speaks english n that too very fluently...

I am amazed to see these children, from one of the most deprived parts of India, speak english, politely manage guests and happily help and organize a variety of jobs in the ashram.

Above all, what caught my attention the most. is the wonderful self-confidence of these children.


Well...leave that...Coming to me....

So whatever I had expected here...I found that ...Yoga classes....Library (Although not that big as I was thinking) except one thing ..."SEVA"

Actually in the name of "seva"..I m sweeping and mopping and watering the plants...almost whole day...

I didn't expected that I would have to do these types of work here...so ...initially, I felt very disappointed...I told my co-ordinator here to gimme some other work...but he said that I should wait for two or three days.....

And now..when almost 10 days has passed...I m really feeling very good....really....Its like ...a happiness comes out of your heart....from inside.... when I do the work n when I see the other people doing different types of work here...SELFLESSLY...altruistically.....


You know..this is the only place that I ve seen in my lifetime...where there is no TENSION actually....YOU WILL FIND SMILE ON EVERYBODY'S FACE....

I ve read about this concept of "seva" in last 10 days....this selfless service is actually the only way to be happy...believe me.....if you want permanent happiness...if you want..... what my friend KP generally uses "BLISS"..this is the way....

You guys must be thinking that I ve gone Crazy..or like I am talking like the "Swamis"...

But Actually...Now i realizes that why the "SHANGLOO" sir always does such type of social works???


I simply starts my day at 5 am..then I go for Yoga class....after that I ve to go for Yajnashala cleaning....then gardening...then dinner at 10.30 am...after that Yoga nidra class at 3.00 pm...then again watering the plants...and in between I ve to clean and arrange the hospital here....

And this all goes so fine...in a very smooth manner...I am really HAPPYYY..... :)

AKS + AKS --------> MOBILE KAAND

Sometimes in life..we don't know that what we r doing right now...can have diastrous effect in future...not only on u...but on others also...
Same thing happened to AKS during end term examinations of his second semester at PAPPU DEPT. in some IIT...
I am sure that u guys have not forgotten the famous "MOBILE KAAND"....Everyone believes that the person responsible for that is AKS...

YES..its true, the one word that will come to everyone's mind after recalling that "mobile kand" is AKS ...the one who made it happen was AKS...
Now the point is that there is not a single AKS involved in this..yes, the were two AKS responsible for this...MOBILE KAAND...
Some of u may have understood by now..which one is other?? For those who don't know this...here is the story:

This story is a bit long so I decided to tell it in two parts...here's the first one:
(Don't worry ..NO suspenses ...NO thrillers..BUT ya...some secrets will be revealed here about AKS....)...
Actually most of u guys don't know that the foundation for this KAAND was laid one day before it happened, in a complete unknowingly manner...

Some day in the second week of MAY, 2008....(in the morning):
First yearites were preapring hard as they were having their end term examination of "behavioural science" from 2 PM..its a humanities department subject...something related to psycholgy, sociology etc. etc. Obiviously its boring, frustrating subject(i dont know why such rubbish is forced on IITIANS)..
Now AKS after having a really sound sleep wakes up and founds that the clock is ticking 11.30 AM...He had not prepared anything in this particular subject, not even a single word..n from the record of his mid term examination ..it was very clear that he is surely going to get "back" in this subject...

"Back"...such a horrible word... it seems at that time (at present stage, when I am about to finish my second semester, this "BACK" seems quite familiar, obvious, though I haven't got any back
except that mobile case)...so the mind of AKS, which is firm believer and filled with the spirit of "JUGAAD technology" started moving here n there in search of some solution so as to get rid of this "back"...

Ding dong...
An idea comes to mind of AKS..what if he take all the notes to examination hall...but how??? we are living in this world of miniaturisation..but still our notes are too large to be
taken to examination hall...so an obivious idea comes to his mind...let me take pics of all the notes..in the mobile phone..BUT again the problem is whose mobile ?? AKS was having a simple
mobile of Rs. 800 at that time(Well...he deserves it..!!) n definitely that is not gonna work... so who will have enough guts to give his mobile for such a DARING task??

He went to Ravi....but Ravi turned out to be FAT***OOO...he refused to give his mobile...than who is next to be asked for mobile?? AAMIR...Now i will like to draw the attention of some of my prejudiced friends that ....AAMIR has really got guts..he is not...what i said Ravi is...(I hope Ravi will not mind it) . AAMIR was not such a good friend of AKS at that time...just a sort of
acquaintance...but surprisingly..he gave it..obiviously with some precautionary advices.
Till now u guys might be thinking that it is so easy to capture notes in a mobile phone...try out this n u will get to know that its very easy to take pic of one or two page...but it requires a lot of
effort, planning n EXPERIENCE to capture whole notes in a regular arranged manner...

Let me share some technicalities of this task which AKS has told me:

-First of all..remember this always...start taking pics from the last of notes n than gradually take pics from last page to first page...so that in ur mobile phone..pics are arranged in reverse manner...that is from first to last pic(or pages)

-Secondly..dont think that u will get enough time in the exam hall to see through all the pages or pics on ur phone...so u do have to make a index clearly indicating that which pic consists of which topic....(Believe this is most important tip...otherwise there is no use of this "method"...)

WARNING: Don't even think to use the method given in this blog in the examination hall..This is solely for information purpose...!!!

Well... AKS has finally taken all the notes with him in the examination hall...n there he saw that the invigilator is his CHIEF WARDEN sir...he took a sigh of relief...opened his mobile with some hesitation coz he was doing this type of thing first time in his life.... finally copied word to word from the notes....n all went fine... no problem happened..!!!

At the end...AKS got "B" in this subject but than "there is price for everything"...AKS also paid a price to get this grade n of course that price was much higher than this small gain....

Now, its in human nature that we get very much attracted toward wrong stuff....like daaru..sutta....same is the case here...AKS got addicted to this MOBILE method...n even after all of his precautions taken....THIS ADDICTION LEAD TO MOBILE KAAND...

HOW???
I will tell u in next volume....n it will take sometime...

A New Superpower----->"CHEP"

chep...well u all know what this word means??

if u will ask google mother about the word "chep".. she will provide u more than 5 million links..but still I believe that even Google does not know about the real meaning of this divine word "chep"...

Since my early childhood i am too much fascinated regarding the different SUPERPOWERS...
whenever i see NAGRAAJ throwing snakes out of his arms...i wish why don't a radioactively infected snake bites me...(here i m recalling "spider man"...but i hate spiders....ahhhh..!!!) ...

sometimes i regret why that meteor shower (hmmm...remember CLARK KENT aka SUPERMAN)...didn't happened in india somehere so that probably i could have born there n have the powers of clark kent..(I love my country ...i dont want to be born in "Smallville")...

Now...for us...the Indians..i believe superpowers is not something new... even if u look at our main religious texts i.e "ramayana" n "mahabharata"....u will find numerous characters far more powerful than today's fictitious superheroes...

Ohhh...i m getting distracted here from my point...So i know that u all know about all those imaginary superpowers which our comic superheroes are having....

Now have u ever recognized the superheroes existing among us (i mean ...DPTians) having a completely new n different superpower....????

haven't you?? OKK... I will make it more clear to you with the help of an example...
see KP ...ya Kunal Prakash...I recently discovered that he is actually a Superhero having this newly discovered superpower of "chep"
its a new power ...n my research is going on this power of "chep" n its capabilities,
I strongly believe that in the near future ...we will have seperate classes for this new subject "HOW TO EXPLORE TRUE POTENTIAL OF THIS HIDDEN POWER INSIDE EVERY HUMAN??"

For now... let us understand this power with the help of KP...
Now u see..there is no need to tell about the greatness of this chepER...he is capable of making chep on any topic..try out...give him any topic, and he can speak over it continuously for long hours..

now..i m sure that this superhuman ability of making chep on any topic is not present in most of us...thats why i ve put it in the category of superpowers..

Other cases which i have encountered till now having this special ability are : Andy, Umar rauf, Prof. Sanjay Palsule, n up to some extent my very own GOLU aka RJV.

Some more are also there but till now they are not able to control their power ...so right now I m ignoring them.

Now ..On the basis of analysis i have done so far I am pointing down here some capabilities of this superpower(obiviously keeping KP in mind) :

- he can even cure insomnia with the help of this power ...if u have this problem of inability to sleep ...contact KP ...he will make u sleep with his power of "chep".

-If u r not able to fill the pages of ur "about to publish" magazine...contact him...he will make u feel that u r having less pages in your magazine....[I am really shocked that why Vantage and others were running here n there for articles in REN-SPICE....n then using the abilities of Anuja n Shilpi to get the articles...I think probably these guys didn't knew about the hidden superhero sitting with them....are yaar shittt...I should have posted this before the publishing of REN-SPICE...may be then they could have used his superhuman ability.... [:)] ]

- He can make people scared of him...yes this is also one of the capabilities of this power...but KP has not used it till now on anyone [He is so nice ...!!!] ..except Ravi...I guess...!! :)


although... I am not able to provide u much information on this power...but i can assure you that i will come up soon with some new, intresting n really fascinating facts about this power...till then ...if u found anything new about or any other capability of this superpower...

please...tell me immediately ..!!

BTW... right now while writing this blog...i have discovered a new thing .....
all the cases on which I m working are somehow related to POLYMER SCIENCE N TECHNOLOGY...
KP..ANDY..UMAR..GOLU...N .....above all our esteemed professor..[:)]

Hmmm....it seems that there is some link in this superpower ....n polymer science...I will think over it...

So bbyeee for now...n ya...don't forget our superhero...

PET KI BAAT

here is a nice poetic extract from our "she" campus magazine REN-SPICE...

Actually, when i was reading this great poetry of all times..i felt, there is no spice in it...(sorry guys for offending such a great work from a really talented guy who never really need to think twice before writing his ideas. )

so this is a tribute to one of the finest article from our cute campus magazine REN-SPICE...

(if you want to compare ..open your REN-SPICE now....turn to page no. 23..."dil ki baat")



"PET KI BAAT"
(NO..NO..NO...its not "pet" of english language ...its 'pet' of hindi (pronounced as "pait")...ur stomach.. which digests your so many untold, dark secrets....)



Akeli raat thi, mein rawana ho gaya..
badnaam galiyon mein mera aana jana ho gaya ...!!!

thodi der ke liye mene neeli film kya dekhi..
kambakht gusalkhane ki yaad ka aana ho gaya...!!!

gaya hi tha kuch der ke liye gusalkhane..
meri mehbooba ka kisi aur se nayan matkaanaa ho gaya...!!

mere chain ko lootne waali mera kaat gayi..
aur khaali mere ghar ka khazana ho gaya..!!

jaane kaun si manhoos ghadi thi "aamir"..
ki us hooker ka tu diwana ho gaya...!!!


ab to tu rah rah ke aahein bharta hai....
aur din raat bas yahi kahta hai :

Aisa kata hai hamara aaj..
ki raha nahi koi kaamkaaz..
khul gaye hein saare raaz...
ki hum to rah gaye bas BAKARBAAZ..!!!